The ability to turn everything to gold; as long as the original material is gold.

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The ability to always be fashionable late

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The power to fluently speak all languages of the world but only when you are sleeping.

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To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

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The power to not hear thunder.

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The power to wear your shirt backwards all day.

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The power to be vegan but not tell anyone

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The power to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The power to find a paper clip when you need one.

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The power to be immune to everything except for bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica

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The power to transform into Osama whenever someone sees you.

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The ability to have a gigantic erection, but only when a gay man is fantisizing about you

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The power to become an extremely attractive straight man in only the presence of 83 year old homosexual men

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The power to have any power you want but only when it's completely useless to have it.

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The power to create shit

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The ability to change your eye colour at will. basically, you do this with a torch. Everyone can do this.

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The ability to transform escalators into stairs.

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Having the ability to get Bulimia by looking at yourself in the mirror.

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The power to see John Cena.

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The ability to eat your enemies and get their powers only when your are starving to death.

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The power to fall off a tree, then land in spikes.

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The power to have out bursts of funny inapropite jokes when ever u want............only while at a funeral

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!