The power to make light.....with a flashlight

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire or be

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The ability to make someone love you but only if they are heavier than 300kg

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The power to transform yourself into a perfect copy of your mother.

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the power to laugh at something that isn't even funny

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The power to look ugly but only in front of you crush

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the power to see through glass

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The power to turn into a piece of paper for five seconds

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The power to make your hair turn green but only if you are holding green hair dye and when you use the power the green hair dye goes away

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The power to swim on land

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The power to make any can of soda react as though it has been dropped down a flight of stairs when you open it.

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The ability to fly 6 inches off the ground

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The power to be 1% bullet proof.

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The abilitie to lick your elbow.

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Everything you touch turns into piles of steaming shit.

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the ability to time travel 5 minutes into the past this power recharges every 5 minutes

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The power to kill someone by looking at them but you must be blind

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The power to explode on the moon

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The ability to see through closed empty boxes.

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The power to transform into Forever Alone guy and not be able to transform back.

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The ability to fart inwards.

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the power to have anything you touch turn into a creative homeless guy (pirate)

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The power to be a mistborn but only if you're on Scadrial.

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The power to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!