The power to recite 1,000 digits of pie, but only when you need to say the Fibonacci sequence

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The power to eat turkey with nothing more than your mouth.

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The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

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The power to speak 360 words/min. in multi-language.

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the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

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The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...

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the pouwer giv mee gramr

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the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

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The ability to make Mondays come after Sundays.

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the power to make plants grow slightly faster

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the power to die

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The uncontrollable power of making your sex partner sleep

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The power to swim very fast in shallow water.

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turn green traffic light in red but only on your road

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The power to fart flames

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The superpower to think that you have a superpower

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The power to be too lazy to finish your own sente

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Acid pee

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The power to do anything within your limits.

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The power to form a Belgian government

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The power to read books really quickly but forget what you just read.

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The power to look at Chuck Norris. I dare you to try.

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The power to sing better then anyone in the world, but only in the presence of the deaf.

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The power to learn only at school.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!