tha powah to haz pointless supah powahz

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The power to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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The power to run if you have no legs

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the power to sh*t brix at will!

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the power to jay walk, and never get caught. (your superhero name then must be Jay Walker)

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the power to be a regular person on supermans planet.

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the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead

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the most useless superpower is the power to sit around thinking up new superpowers

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The power to tell if a movie is crap just by looking at its cover

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The power to summon unspendable money

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The ability to turn invisible... when noone is looking

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The power to walk on two legs

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The power to push a door that only pulls.

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the power to shit liquidly

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The ability to be a successful troll.

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The power to block every twenty third bullet, shot at point blank range.

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The ability to punch someone in the face and not feel it.

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The power to turn any dollar bill (1's, 5's, 10's etc.) and turn it into the amount of pennies equivalent to the bill.

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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The power to teleport dead dogs 1 foot away from you once a month

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The power of playing a game while doing nothing else

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The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!