the power to taste your own spit

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The power to only make burnt toast

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The ability to teleport from any toilet to any toilet and read minds of anyone in the bathroom all around the world.

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The power to fart flames

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The power to have all your friends leave you

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The power to be too lazy to finish your own sente

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The ability to always be fashionable late

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the power that makes your ass turn into a shit machine gun, but you can only use it if its directed at your mouth.

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The power to do anything within your limits.

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The power to speak 360 words/min. in multi-language.

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The power to find a paper clip when you need one.

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The power to start time only when it's on.

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The power to emit a password protected wi-fi signal, but only while you sleep.

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The power to fly when you are in a plane

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The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

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the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

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The power to let anything you eat taste like sh*t

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The ability to make broken pens work again.

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The ability to make Mondays come after Sundays.

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the power to see poorly during night time and considerably better during the day with the help of +5 glasses

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The ability to transform escalators into stairs.

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The power to suck your own dick

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The power to have any power you want, but only if you are touching a nine pound diamond, standing in a pool of gold, and stabbing yourself in your pineal gland, the smallest muscle in your body.

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Having the ability to get Bulimia by looking at yourself in the mirror.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!