The power to zoom in with your eyes, but only when looking to the sun.

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The power to emit a password protected wi-fi signal, but only while you sleep.

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The power to laugh while laughing.

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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The ability to fly while in an airplane

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The power to tell the future but no one believes you

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the power to ejaculate so hard it rips a hole right through anythin thats within 5 meters of you

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The power to start laughing uncontrollably when someone says the word "ferret"

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The power of not ever being able to pee indoors

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The power to be Caleb Fox.

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The power to freeze yourself be stripping in the artic

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The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

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the power to see farther, but only in pitch blackness

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the power to know black lives do NOT matter

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Retractable Teeth

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the power to make plants grow slightly faster

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The ability to change your eye colour at will. basically, you do this with a torch. Everyone can do this.

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The ability to produce water but only when under water.

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My charms is my superpower, but damn I cant shut up after spending some quality time with the ladies! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! MY BODY WAS NOT READY! I feel like yelling out my real name, but you know, if you know me (I am easily recognizable) the girls I spend time with would feel like I am bragging about them, and I am not, I am simply celebrating my conquest, you see, you came, you saw... BUT I CONQUERED! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT Moral: Feel free to thumb this down, my superpowers need to be contained, or else I will beep my way to an early grave! Girls, mwah... and you know, just dodge the kiss if you cant handle love personified, they arent homing nor anything... Should I ask my doctor if she has any medications that will help me wire down after uh... Multiple female company? HAHAHAHAAAAAAH!... The thought made me kinda sad, im better, now just to prove to my company here that I got balls of steel, I am gonna post this and let you judge me all you want! BECAUSE YOU CANT HAVE EM!

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Infinite knowledge when dead

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the power to move things with your mind in your imagination

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To sumon a cheeto named bill every time you say cow.

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The power to order stuff online with your dad's credit card

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!