the power to

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the ability to write using your 'inside' voice but only once your vocal cords are compromised

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the power to give any goatAIDS using your penis

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The power to type so damn many superpowers that your head is spinning, and wanting to keep doing it because you really like this thing, its so... fulfilling... Moral: What can I say, people fight so much over who is right, and go to war just to prove their points... I LOVE POINTLESSITTY! (Pointlessitty, is not a typo, its a shakespearean slip you ignoramoron) Fun fact: A shakesperean is by itself a grammatically incorrect word, but not a typo simply because I used it on purpose... wow thats crazy... agree? Then thumb me DOWN NOW!

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The power to use a computer whenever you want, but only at libraries

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The power to make a sound in the forest when nobody is around

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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the power to see when the lights are on

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The power to speak braille

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The power of creating poop.

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The power to make ducks quack every time laugh

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The power of being mysterious. Terribly mysterious. And possibly being capable of cutting guns in half with one's mind.

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The power to shapeshift, but only when below ground.

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The power of x-ray vision including mild radiation and only seeing bones

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The power to die early.

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The power to know that Han Solo dies

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you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face

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The power to transform yourself into a perfect copy of your mother.

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The ability to make someone love you but only if they are heavier than 300kg

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The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

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the power to allow diet coke to make you fat

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The power to turn into a piece of paper for five seconds

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The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

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The ability to fly 6 inches off the ground

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!