The ability to cause spiders to unpredictably materialize on your body, but only when you're sleeping or otherwise unaware of your surroundings.

the power to listen to music when you have headphones

the power to eat a ridiculous amount of bagels

The power to infinitely generate cardboard

the ability to levitate your keft side of your body

The power of superstrength, but heavy objects are your weakness.

the power to jay walk, and never get caught. (your superhero name then must be Jay Walker)

The power to make poorly drawn art in less time than it takes to blink.

The power to beat any video game after you've beaten it

The power to to do the boogy dance when ants go up your pants.

The power to have a small penis

The power to like Justin Beiber

The power to know and attack every crabs weakpoint for massive damage. Yeah its moral again :P just getting bored of this Moral meme thing...

The power to blink your eyelids in Morse Code

The power to paint as if you were michelangelo but only if your painting sad clowns eating knives

The power to sing Friday by Rebecca Black perfectly when it's thursday.

The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"

The ability to play black ops anytime you want

The ability to read any language and understand it perfectly but only in pitch black darkness.

The power to not get crushed, only if you're in contact with something.

the power to shit cellulose

The power to be able to shoot arrows really well...cough.

the power to have the most dangerous but most awesome power in the universe but not know how to use it

the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!