the ability to travel forward in time at the speed of regular time

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The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

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The power to describe the taste of water.

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The power to communicate with nearby aliens

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To be able to think like a noob gamer and if they are not thinking about games you faint

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The Force but you can oly move things that you grab

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The power to remotely _jizz in someone's sock

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The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

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The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

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Change the outcome of Disney movies 3 years before they come out.

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The power to use your legs in such a way that you can effectively walk,run or stay still whenever you want.

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The power to instantly waste all your money on cheap mango chutney at will.

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The power to be able to get bobble heads that instantly disappear after 0000000000000000.1 seconds

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The power to have bad breath after you brushed your teeth.

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An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

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Balls.

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The superpower to have a superpower

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The power to breathe

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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The power to use windows 10.

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the power of reanimating dead insects

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power to see in the dark only when you have a flashlight.

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The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!