The power to turn computers into pencil sharpeners.

The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

to have the super power to do nothing

The power to hear everything in pig-Latin.

the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

The power to spawn shoes on your feet, only if you have no socks on.

The power to WATCH ME WHIP AND WATCH ME NAE NAE

The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

The power to move things with your mind while you sleep.

The power to do NOTHING!

The power to shoot string cheese out of your fingers.

the ability to fly under water unless your wet

The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.

The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

The power to sweat an ordorless, but flammable liquid.

The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

The power to poop kittens with mittens

The power to speak 360 words/min. in multi-language.

The ability to turn into a mermaid, only on Halloween.

A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

the power to have a fancy costume and a nice car-batman

The power to come back to life but only after u die

being able to turn lead into dolphins.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!