The power to shrink, but only in certain places...

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The power to spontaneous combust on the third Wednesday of October.

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he power to absorb every 6th bullet shot at you

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the power to create Snyder films. xD

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The power to only use yahoo.com

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The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

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Captain Colorchart - instantly able to choose the right color for any room

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Super Stength Backlash: Power of an incredibly powerful punch, but everytime you strike the force is reflected back onto you.

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the power of reanimating dead insects

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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The power to perpetually yawn.

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the power of turning into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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The ability to fly while in an airplane

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The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

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the power to allow diet coke to make you fat

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The power to make your parents walk into your room whenever you're masturbating.

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The power to create wifi but only on the third Sunday of May every million decades

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The power to make yourself the dumbest idiot in the entire universe.

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The power to be socially impenetrive.

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The power to heal people. But only sometimes and after you got a medical education.

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the ability to travel forward in time at the speed of regular time

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The power to detach you`re penis and use it as a throwing weapon... to late you discover its not possible to attach it back :(

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The power of your girlfriend's will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!