The power to swallow a teaspoon of cinnamon.

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The power of losing your power in the most crucial moment

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the power to think like a sumo wrestler between 2:30 and 3:30 am on thursdays

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The ability to kick in a three point shot but only during a game.

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The power to heal people. But only sometimes and after you got a medical education.

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The power of your girlfriend's will

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The power to break out of jail when you're not in jail.

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Change the outcome of Disney movies 3 years before they come out.

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The power to force a ceiling fan to spin in the opposite direction

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The power to chew harder than your teeth can structurally withstand.

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An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

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The power to spontaneous combust on the third Wednesday of October.

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The awsome power of inventing something that is alredy invented .__.

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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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The power to see through objects, thus not seeing anything.

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The power to change your own emotions at will...WAIT THAT'S A REAL ONE !?

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The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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The power to drive better when you're drunk yet run into furniture once you get home.

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to vomit whenever you want to.

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The Power of cheese

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The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!