The power to break out of jail when you're not in jail.

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The power to pee ants.

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Change the outcome of Disney movies 3 years before they come out.

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The power to bleed

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The power to do EXACTLY nothing

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The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

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the power to transform into biggie smalls after he just died

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(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

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The power to understand math.

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the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

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THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

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The power of throwing back grenades

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The power to be fat only when your at a party.

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The power to drink any amount of water but get dehydrated in the next 5 seconds. :/

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The power to see through walls when standing near a person whose first name is flopalopgas.

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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The power to drive better when you're drunk yet run into furniture once you get home.

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The Power of cheese

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Power to not Sleep during Finals.

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I have the superpower that lets me erase the memories of amnesiacs! Beware! Beware!

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the power to bleed to death from a paper cut.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!