Captain Colorchart - instantly able to choose the right color for any room

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The power to state the obvious.

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The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

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The power to spawn shoes on your feet, only if you have no socks on.

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The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to run if you have no legs

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The power to be incredibly stupid only when answering exams.

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The power to hear everything in pig-Latin.

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The power to do NOTHING!

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The power to fly but only in a room with a ceiling fan

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The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

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Death at will

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The power to walk on water, but only if it contains exactly 0.25 ppm of Aluminum.

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The ability to not freak out when your mom calls you

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the ability to darken darkness

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The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

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The power to fly but only in closed spaces

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The power to do EXACTLY nothing

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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The power to control facial hair of women.

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the power to forget what you were do-- wait, what?

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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!