The power to like this text that explain a pointless superpower.

A power level of under 9000.

Night vision that only works during the day

the power to glow in the dark only during the day

The power to perpetually yawn.

To sumon a cheeto named bill every time you say cow.

The super power to control paper.

The power to ejaculate only when you're greeting someone

The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

The power to be incredibly stupid only when answering exams.

The power to read the minds of hobos. ( now you know what hobos think about you )

The power to grow boobs

The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

*The power to fall, but only when you trip.

The power that when you think of someone's face your nostrils are filled with the smell of their feet

The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

The power to be instantly transported to Switzerland, naked, whenever you reach orgasm.

the power to bleed to death from a paper cut.

The power to make objects slightly furry

The power of x-ray vision only when you are naked in public. More people the stronger it is.

The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

The power to go part way through walls

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!