Having the ability to get Bulimia by looking at yourself in the mirror.

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The power to watch tv

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The power to make coins appear behind people's ears.

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Your average Axel entering a Phone Booth and coming out as... MORAL MAN! Moral: Where the damn do you find a Phone booth nowadays?

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The power to be vegan but not tell anyone

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The power to be stupid

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The power to die when u drink bleach

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The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

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The power to make pot legal except when there's cops around.

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The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

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the ability to fly to Pluto holding ur breath

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the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

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The power to have any power you want but only when it's completely useless to have it.

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The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

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The power to care for anything and nothing.

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The power to feel pain when your drinking acid.

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the power that makes your ass turn into a shit machine gun, but you can only use it if its directed at your mouth.

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The power to form a Belgian government

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the power to shoot 2 sily stirng evry year

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the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

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The power to have a black president

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The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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The power to be immune to everything except for bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!