The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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the power to become semi-transparent

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The powr too not bee abal too tipe

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The Power to sit down only on chairs made of knives.

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The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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KeemStar

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The power to be a normal person

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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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The power to switch your left pinky toe with your right big toe and vice versa.

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the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.

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The power to swim very fast in shallow water.

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the power to bi ugly

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the power to teleport 1 inch every year

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The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

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The power to describe the taste of water.

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the power to talk to fish but not people

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The power to not Waste time

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Death at will

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The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

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The power to chew harder than your teeth can structurally withstand.

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The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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Being immortal but not being able to eat food and you always feel horrible, but your body heals you every day so you get more pain every day.

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The power to teleport anywhere you want, but you need another guy with the same power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!