The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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The power to teleport anywhere you want, but you need another guy with the same power.

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the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

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the ability to restart the universe over and over again until existence is ripped apart

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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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The power to levitate for 10 seconds only when having explosive diarrhea

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The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

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the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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The power to create nothing out of nothing

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Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.

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Power to not Sleep during Finals.

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The power to shrink by 23 centimetres every time you sneeze

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The power to make yourself the dumbest idiot in the entire universe.

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the power to fly but only 2 inches of the ground

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The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

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The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

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The power to hear everything in pig-Latin.

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the power to be invisible when no one is looking at you.

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the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples

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The power of bullet attraction.

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The power to communicate with nearby aliens

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The power to see in to the future of one second

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The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!