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The power to not Waste time
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The power to fly but only in closed spaces
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the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away
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The power to die whenever you fall asleep
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The power to control facial hair of women.
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The power to write about power.
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The power to give yourself a BJ.
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the power to transform into biggie smalls after he just died
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The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.
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The power to be able to get bobble heads that instantly disappear after 0000000000000000.1 seconds
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the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts
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the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!
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The power to shrink, but only in certain places...
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Asexual reproduction.
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The power to be fat only when your at a party.
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Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.
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The power to be a normal person
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the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.
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The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.
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the power to bleed to death from a paper cut.
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The power to create wifi but only on the third Sunday of May every million decades
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the power to hear any alvin and the chipmunks song you want, but only when you have a migraine
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the power to read word that are the right way up upside down, but not read words that are upside down the right way up
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The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!