The ability to have all of the money in the world, but then have to share it with everybody in the world.

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Night vision that only works during the day

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The power to find the droid you're looking for.

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The ability to get a headache when you do or say something stupid.

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The power to peel stickers

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The ability to make the girl of your dreams fall in love with you BUT you become a retarded octopus if you use this power

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The power to move the entire universe a few centimeters

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the power to actually make clowns funny...

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the power to read captchas

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the power to not have superpowers

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The power to see through thin air

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The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

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making http://pointlesssuperpowers.com/

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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The power to age 2% faster every time you see the color purple.

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To survive listening to James Blunt

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The power to write complete sentenc

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The ability to be jealous of tom watts like jack moore

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The ability to turn an airplane into a smart car, but only while they're full and in flight.

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the ability to drive on the hood of the car

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The ability to make the wait at the DMV 1,000% longer.

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xray vision , but you must close your eyes

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The ability to cause spiders to unpredictably materialize on your body, but only when you're sleeping or otherwise unaware of your surroundings.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!