the ability to write using your 'inside' voice but only once your vocal cords are compromised

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The power to do your homework, but only when you're in the class where the homework is due

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a Man.

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Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

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beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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The power to taste anything you smell.

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The ability to cut oneself on objects that shouldn't, in any respect, be sharp.

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The ability to cry shampoo at will. But it still stings.

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the power to toast bread without a toaster

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The power to shapeshift, but only when below ground.

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the power to bi ugly

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tha powah to haz pointless supah powahz

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50% invisibility while farting.

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The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

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The power to turn computers into pencil sharpeners.

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captain obvious

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the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

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to have the super power to do nothing

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The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

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The power to hear everything in pig-Latin.

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The power to WATCH ME WHIP AND WATCH ME NAE NAE

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The power to spawn shoes on your feet, only if you have no socks on.

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The power to move things with your mind while you sleep.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!