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The power to fly only when in a car.
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The power to move objects by touching them.
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power to make your saliva taste like a 90 yr old diabetic old man who has tapeworms' poop
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The power to infinitely generate cardboard
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The power of superstrength, but heavy objects are your weakness.
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the power to seduce hats
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power to blow out candles with you arse
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the ability to fly 6 inches off the groung
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the power to win any video game with your feet but only when intoxicated
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the power to know when your about to get rick rolled
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The ability to talk to fish while in the desert.
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The power to tell if a movie is crap just by looking at its cover
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the power to see farther, but only in pitch blackness
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The power to read people's minds, but only in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried
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The power to sleep with your eyes open but you still can't see what's going on
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The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time
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The ability to cry shampoo at will. But it still stings.
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The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.
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the power to be really itchy.
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To sumon a cheeto named bill every time you say cow.
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The ability to walk on your hands, but only when they are attached to your legs.
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The super to type (to type partially invisible ences) Mor : !HTURT HELDNAH OUY
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the power to know what time is not
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When walking down the street, i try to get to a crack in the pavement a few feet ahead of me, and step on it before the next car passes me on the road
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!