The power to fly only when in a car.

The power to move objects by touching them.

power to make your saliva taste like a 90 yr old diabetic old man who has tapeworms' poop

The power to infinitely generate cardboard

The power of superstrength, but heavy objects are your weakness.

the power to seduce hats

power to blow out candles with you arse

the ability to fly 6 inches off the groung

the power to win any video game with your feet but only when intoxicated

the power to know when your about to get rick rolled

The ability to talk to fish while in the desert.

The power to tell if a movie is crap just by looking at its cover

the power to see farther, but only in pitch blackness

The power to read people's minds, but only in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried

The power to sleep with your eyes open but you still can't see what's going on

The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

The ability to cry shampoo at will. But it still stings.

The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.

the power to be really itchy.

To sumon a cheeto named bill every time you say cow.

The ability to walk on your hands, but only when they are attached to your legs.

The super to type (to type partially invisible ences) Mor : !HTURT HELDNAH OUY

the power to know what time is not

When walking down the street, i try to get to a crack in the pavement a few feet ahead of me, and step on it before the next car passes me on the road

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!