The power to buy anything for free, as long as it is black.

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The power to give anyone a Kim Jong-un haircut.

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To control electronical devices, only while holding it's remote.

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The power to go back in time but only in the year 17.

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The ability to sing good in the shower... but nowhere else

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The ability to jizz uncontrollably in your pants randomly during the day

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The power to transform into Osama whenever someone sees you.

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to travel in time....2 minutes in the past exactly after..masturbation.... masturbation-time-loop...........

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the power to sing like justin bieber

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The power to fly when you are in a plane

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The power to shut the fuck up.

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The ability to fly while in an airplane

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The power of never finishing what you sta

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the power to recognize "woman rights".

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The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

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The power to see through stuff, but you can't turn it off.

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The power to shoot stagetti from your finger tips.

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The pointless superpower to make any situation awkward.

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The power to ask sarah jessica parker, "why the long face?"

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The power to climb up fallen trees

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The ability to bleed for 3-5 days once a month

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The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

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The power to poop and pee at the same time

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The power to cause cash to spontaneously combust upon touch.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!