The power to catch em all

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The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

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The power to get an erection watching gay porn

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The superpower to sleep in stinky in a fite

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The power to teleport someone into the nearest restroom after they've touched your thighs.

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the power to run windows on a mac computer

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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The ability to control when a certain crow caws, but only of it was born in Bejing,China and raised in Ansterdam.

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The ability to kill Abraham Lincoln with the power of your thoughts. Hey, wait a minute...

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The power to throw fire out of your hands but at the same time burn your hands.

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the power to tickle people just by looking at them.

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The power to still have 0.01 percent of germs on your hands.

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the ability to time travel 5 minutes into the past this power recharges every 5 minutes

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The power ro make a spring onion apperar out of thin air

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The power to jump and fly for 1 second.

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The power to turn any dollar bill (1's, 5's, 10's etc.) and turn it into the amount of pennies equivalent to the bill.

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the power to go back in time, but only back 1 second.

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The power to kill someone by looking at them but you must be blind

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the power to cry from drama movies but only when theres no girls around you.

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the power to have super strength but only while your sleeping

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The power to have 20/21 vision

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The power to be always able to blame others when you fart.

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The power to think of any superpower but not have it

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The power to move 7% faster.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!