The power to find lost socks.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

The power to hate/love/care about me because of who I am. Moral: Relax dear friends (you other fools relax too) I was born this way, and I love every second of it, I am on fire and this workout gives me so damn much pheromones and testosterone that I am gonna invite a cute friend and have a damn threesome! Why, because its a mans world... never forget that kids...

thumb_up thumb_down +23

making http://pointlesssuperpowers.com/

thumb_up thumb_down +19

The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

thumb_up thumb_down +11

The power to like Justin Beiber

thumb_up thumb_down -1

The power to lock a public toilet door and climb over the walls with ease.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

The ability to have a large staple embedded in your face.

thumb_up thumb_down -41

The pointless superpower to make any situation awkward.

thumb_up thumb_down +100

the power the to use hands when you already have hands

thumb_up thumb_down +76

the power of superspeed but only backwards

thumb_up thumb_down +72

The power to die at will.

thumb_up thumb_down +66

The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

thumb_up thumb_down +58

The power to block every twenty third bullet, shot at point blank range.

thumb_up thumb_down +56

The power to pull down pants and have a boner 24-7.

thumb_up thumb_down +50

When walking down the street, i try to get to a crack in the pavement a few feet ahead of me, and step on it before the next car passes me on the road

thumb_up thumb_down +44

The power to swim on land

thumb_up thumb_down +38

the power to jay walk, and never get caught. (your superhero name then must be Jay Walker)

thumb_up thumb_down +24

ability to run very fast without stopping forever

thumb_up thumb_down +22

The ability to have no abilities.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

The power to not lie wall you activate"I Agree To TheTerms Of Sevice"

thumb_up thumb_down +20

The power to make pot legal except when there's cops around.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

The power to tell the future but no one believes you

thumb_up thumb_down +10

the power to seduce hats

thumb_up thumb_down +10

The power to have courage to tell hitler that you are jew

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!