The ability to fly while in an airplane

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the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead

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The power to control when a woman is on her period, but you are a man and suffer from constant PMS if you don't force it on someone else.

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how bout the power to shit bricks....

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i like pie.

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The power to fly only when in a car.

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Infinite knowledge when dead

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The ability to punch someone in the face and not feel it.

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The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

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The ability to go 100% slower

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building

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The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.

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The ability to fall asleep before the end of the movie

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the power to fart for ten straight seconds with one second in between each fart.:)

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The power to laugh while laughing.

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The Power to turn all your friends into a one dollar bill.

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The power to have children at will.

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The power to climb up fallen trees

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The power to remember everything then forgetting it 10 seconds later.

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ODOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to get pulled over for going 1mph over the speed limit.

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The ability to do a backflip on a trampoline, but only if you are picking your nose and eating a carrot at the same time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!