Reverse Pooping

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The power to know WTF is going on

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the power to twerk as good as miley cyrus

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Ability to shit nuclear waste

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The power to summon a bucket of lukewarm water every 12 days.

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The power to melt ice into hot ice

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The ability to go 100% slower

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to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The power to feel pain when your drinking acid.

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The power to ride a bike

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The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.

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The power to think of any superpower but not have it

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The power to have 20/21 vision

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The power to not see ads

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The superpower to sleep in stinky in a fite

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The power to be pointless!

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The power to travel forward in time at the speed of normal time.

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The power to write complete sentenc

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The power to walk through air.

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The power to fly one millimeters above the ground.

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The power to push any muffin button, but u get no muffins

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the power to jizz spontaniously but only in school.

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*The power to fall, but only when you trip.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!