The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

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The power to smell your own snot. Constantly

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The uncontrollable ability to turn oncomming vehicles headlights on. But only at night, when you are passing them.

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the ability to time travel 5 minutes into the past this power recharges every 5 minutes

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The power to create cavities in your teeth.

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The ability to read any language and understand it perfectly but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power to read the mind of anyone who is having the exact same thought as you.

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The power to eat broken glass and shit windows.

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The power to not get crushed, only if you're in contact with something.

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The power to fly, but you have to wee every 5 seconds.

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the power to move things with your mind in your imagination

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the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples

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The power to order stuff online with your dad's credit card

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The power to go back in time and kill yourself in the past.

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The power to have a black president

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the ability to lick your own elbow

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the ability to slightly change your facial expression. sometimes.

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the ability to fly to Pluto holding ur breath

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the power to reach a top speed of 200 miles an our, but only in built-up areas

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The power of not ever being able to pee indoors

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The power of superspeed.... when your running backwards

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the ability to lick your own anus

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The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!