The power to melt ice into hot ice

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The power to put water up my butt and squeeze and shitty water squirts out.

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The power to be distracted with grea

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the power to shrink down to the size of a quark but then you turn into a black hole and destroys the universe.

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The power to obtain achieve errection when your not arroused, but go flacid when you are arroused.

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the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

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the power to make have wolverines claws but no healing abilitys

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The power to start laughing uncontrollably when someone says the word "ferret"

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The power to zoom in with your eyes, but only when looking to the sun.

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the ability to know what the fox say

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The power to know the answer to a test u already took.

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The power that whatever song is playing is your favorite song

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the power to run windows on a mac computer

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Ability to shit nuclear waste

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The power to fly one millimeters above the ground.

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The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

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*The power to fall, but only when you trip.

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The power to be buried at sea

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To sumon a cheeto named bill every time you say cow.

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The power to always reach just half an inch away from the spot on your back that itches

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The power to telepathically tell if butter has salt in it or not.

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The power to type the exact same pointless superpower as those in the lead and hope "you`re" comment gets in the top 10 too.

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The power of invisibility, but only when you're wearing a morph suit, and people can still see the morph suit.

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The power to shapeshift into a worm.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!