the power to fly two inches above solid ground at the speed you walk

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The ability to pee as a gas, not a liquid

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The power to kiss my mom' s ass from long distances

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The power to go back in time but only in the year 17.

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The power to speak any language, provided that no one around you can understand it.

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The power to make your family act like total rednecks but only in front of your girl/boyfriend.

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the power to win any video game with your feet but only when intoxicated

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The power to like Justin Beiber

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The power to become an extremely attractive straight man in only the presence of 83 year old homosexual men

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The power to transform you`re nuts into nunchuck-magnets.

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the power to get every girl, that you're not into.

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The power to make cats burp.

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to have the super power to do nothing

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Immunity to medication

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the power to waste time doing stupid stuff like reading this.

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the power to make toast into bread

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The power of not ever being able to pee indoors

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The power to fly, but only when you're on a plane

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The ability to watch an episode of 60 minutes in 59 minutes

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The ability to sense cheese.

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The power to believe people care about you posting you`re nick, or real name after you`re comment. Posted by Peter Olsen living in Orleands born the 20 of July 1983.

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The power to uncontrollably make your clothes dissapear and only in church.

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The power to give super powers to others, but only to people you don't like.

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The ability to grow a beard whenever anyone in the world shits

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!