The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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the power to say funny joke, but only deaf people can hear it.

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The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

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The power to grow a beard really fast but only relative to the hair on your head

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The ability to see the inside of your eyelids.

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The power of Acid Tears

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The power to see through air

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The power to die at will.

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The power to be listened to when noone's around.

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The power to pull down pants and have a boner 24-7.

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The power to point at anything you want as long as you can see it.

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Your mom is so ugly, she was mercilessly bullied through high school and had severe depression and self-esteem issues. The power to post anti-jokes only on pointless superpowers.

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The power to be super strong, but you have to be totally wasted for it to work.

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Reverse Pooping

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The power to move the remote from the coffee table, where it is sitting 2 feet out of reach, into your hands

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The power of turning poo into Adam Sandler movies

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ODOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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the power to read captchas

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The power to read the mind of anyone who is having the exact same thought as you.

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the ability to hav a gun but no bullets

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To control electronical devices, only while holding it's remote.

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The power to melt ice into hot ice

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The ability to go 100% slower

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!