Night vision that only works during the day

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The Power to make up full names on the spot.

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The power to breath at will.

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the power to read captchas

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The ability to be a successful troll.

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The ability to make the wait at the DMV 1,000% longer.

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The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

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*The power to fall, but only when you trip.

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The power to kill yourself

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The power to believe people care about you posting you`re nick, or real name after you`re comment. Posted by Peter Olsen living in Orleands born the 20 of July 1983.

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THE POWER TO FIX MY CAPSLOCK

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The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

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The power to be able to understand any language, after studying that language until you feel comfortable that you know it.

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The power to pee poop

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The power to obtain achieve errection when your not arroused, but go flacid when you are arroused.

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The power to swim on land

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the power to waste time doing stupid stuff like reading this.

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The power to form a Belgian government

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The power to die when u drink bleach

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The power to think of any superpower but not have it

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To have a permanently invisible tounge.

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making http://pointlesssuperpowers.com/

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The power to be called justin bieber

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The power to laugh while laughing.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!