The power to move objects by touching them.

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The power to control facial hair of women.

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The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The ability to cut oneself on objects that shouldn't, in any respect, be sharp.

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the power to fart in 7 different colors

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The power to swim very fast in shallow water.

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The power to walk as fast as a tortoise, but only when its raining..

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being able to make the blind see again at the cost of their life.

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The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

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turn green traffic light in red but only on your road

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the power to teleport 1 inch every year

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The power to float without gravity.

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The power to swallow a teaspoon of cinnamon.

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The Pickle Touch- That is, the power to pickle any object by merely touching it.

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the ability to travel forward in time at the speed of regular time

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The power to post hundreds of pointless superpowers in minutes. Moral: It is always fun to see another person`s comment between mine with zero thumbs, while mine always keep the excellent two thumb quality! Lesser man would say thank you... I say you are welcome everybody ;) (A moral man original, because someone needs the balls of steel required to see things how they really are)

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The power to sweat an ordorless, but flammable liquid.

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The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

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The power to fart in colour

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The power to know WTF is going on

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The ability to turn into a mermaid, only on Halloween.

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The power to remove any fart smell from a room by taking ten deep and loud inhales through your nose (only five for girl farts).

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The power to get an evil purple aura around you and laugh evilly every time you answer something honestly.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!