The power to have broads in Atlanta.

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The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

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The power to fart in colour

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The ability to unravel a ball of yarn with your mind

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The characteristic that every competition in which you prefer one competitor over the other ends in a tie. So you never lose, but you never win either.

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The power to make rain stop, only on sunny days.

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The power to be lazy and a normal human being. The Average Joe Power.

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The ability to kick in a three point shot but only during a game.

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The power to remove any fart smell from a room by taking ten deep and loud inhales through your nose (only five for girl farts).

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The power to write a country song

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The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

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The power to turn into wood by rubbing salt on yourself

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The power to choose a superpower from this site.

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the power to have a fancy costume and a nice car-batman

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being able to turn lead into dolphins.

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The power to come back to life but only after u die

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Levitation Power but only 3 inch from ground,

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to run super fast but every minute you have to pee

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The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

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power to breathe

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The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The power to not have any power.

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the ability to write using your 'inside' voice but only once your vocal cords are compromised

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!