the power to run windows on a mac computer

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The power to fly, but only when standing on ground...

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the power to laugh at something that isn't even funny

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The power to be distracted with grea

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The power to look ugly but only in front of you crush

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the power to have super strength but only while your sleeping

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the ability to travel forward in time at the speed of regular time

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The power to produce eyelashes that prevent eyelashes from getting in your eye

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The power to explode on the moon

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The ability to travel back in time, but always five minutes after you can be of any use to anyone.

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The power to make another power but remove your last power and that power chooses randomly what your next power will be by choosing one on the front page

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Truth is in the eye of the beholder, I AM THE ONE AND ONLY BEHOLDER!

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The ability to clap your hands in Spanish

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the ability to give a potato an orgasm

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The ability to watch an episode of 60 minutes in 59 minutes

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The power to move the entire universe a few centimeters

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The ability to do a backflip on a trampoline, but only if you are picking your nose and eating a carrot at the same time

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The ability to tolerate listening to Nick Cannon's albums.

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The ability to sense cheese.

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the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

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The power to be called justin bieber

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the power to fly but only upward

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The power to move 7% faster.

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The power to teleport someone into the nearest restroom after they've touched your thighs.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!