The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.

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the ability to uncontrollably disprove the existence of god but only in front of nuns.

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The power of eating from ears.

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The power of your girlfriend's will

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the power to smack the hair off someones head.

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The power to know when someone around you is about to sneeze but not the specific person

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The power to throw up and have it go back into your mouth

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the power to only eat sugar, but not things that tastes sweet.

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to see through walls when standing near a person whose first name is flopalopgas.

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The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.

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The ability to teleport.... 1 Centimeter from your current location, It also takes 5 hours to be able to teleport again.

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The power to jump -50% higher

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The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

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The power of super strength but only in your left pinky toe - EO

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The power to be a normal person

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The ability of making your Windows go blue-screened

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to die randomly,for no reason.

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The power to stick huge Cactus`s up you`re ass and spit them out as beautiful flowers.

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the power to sell jars of bodily fluids for $25 each but get arressted shortly after

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The ability to see through mirrors.

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The power to switch your left pinky toe with your right big toe and vice versa.

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The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!