The power to make your parents walk into your room whenever you're masturbating.

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The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

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The ability to turn into Gary Coleman

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How 'bout the power to move you? - Wonderboy

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The ability to unravel a ball of yarn with your mind

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The ability to kick in a three point shot but only during a game.

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The ability to have pockets in your skin that can only fit carrots.

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The power to eat anything edible 0.25x quicker!!!!

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The Power to climb on your own shoulders.

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the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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The power to poke

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The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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Immunity to antipsychotic medication

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The power of throwing back grenades

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The power to be fat only when your at a party.

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The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

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The ability to go poop and pee.

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The power to see through walls when standing near a person whose first name is flopalopgas.

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The power to chuck dead babies from a bridge

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The power to get hungry when looking at exotic animals.

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The power to meme 20% harder

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The power to snore.

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The power to stick huge Cactus`s up you`re ass and spit them out as beautiful flowers.

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The power to make santa come to your house, but he doesn't have presents to give you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!