The power to be immortal, but only whilst dead.

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the power to fly but only upward

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The power to dive through an ocean without having to breathe, but only if the ocean is made of vomit.

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the power to sh*t brix at will!

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The power to teleport through open doors

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The power to become invincible to everything except what can hurt and kill you

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The power to kick a kid in the balls.

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The power to turn into a piece of paper for five seconds

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The ability to teleport anywhere in the world on the first Monday of February at 4:00 am

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To stab Djones

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The ability to talk to fish while in the desert.

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The power to run in an endless circle

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The power to grow a beard really fast but only relative to the hair on your head

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to be able to walk on water for 2minutes at a time

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The power to change the color of the hair on your right buttocks to any color that starts with B.

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The power to see through air

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The ability to be a successful troll.

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The power to open any door by using the proper key.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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The power to be always able to blame others when you fart.

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The ability to have all of the money in the world, but then have to share it with everybody in the world.

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The power to speak any language, provided that no one around you can understand it.

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the power to say funny joke, but only deaf people can hear it.

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God tier Waste of Space

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!