The power to make ducks quack every time laugh

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The power to turn your head 360 degrees

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The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

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The power to do math when your trying to answer a question in english lessons

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The power to teleport dead dogs 1 foot away from you once a month

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power to poop out of you mouth and eat through your.... you know

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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the power to let dust gather twice as fast

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The ability to autotune a song about Friday.

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The power to time travel only a Planck second into the future.

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The power to be instantly transported to Switzerland, naked, whenever you reach orgasm.

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The ability to put on a belt without touching it, but only while completely naked.

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The ability to not read the terms and conditions but still agree to them.

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The power to make a sound in the forest when nobody is around

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The ability to make up a new part of Pokemon, every time you sneeze.

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The power to only be physically attractive to blind people.

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The power to control sloths

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The power to change you`re mind at rando... the power to... hmm.. the... the.. AH! The power to... hmm... no... hmm...

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The ability to fly 6 inches off the ground

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The ability to dress in a crappy costume on Halloween

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The uncontrollable ability to turn oncomming vehicles headlights on. But only at night, when you are passing them.

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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the power to think up AWSOME funny pointless powers but never have the guts to put them on Pointless Superpowers

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The power to be immune to every third bullet.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!