the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

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The power to run through walls, but you have to be running at full speed.... and it only works 50% of the time.

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The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.

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The power to think up something vaguely funny to put here to impress strangers on the internet.

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the ability to die at will, just by blinking

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The power to regret things you did in the past

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to talk in sign language.

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The power to seduce anyone you do not want.

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the power to smell like shlt shlt.

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The power to create a real-life version of any video game character, but an equally capable evil version is also created and they can pay attention to nothing except battling endlessly with neither gaining the upper hand.

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The power to get mad horny instantaneously around children.

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The super power to make sandwiches oober quick

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The power to hide in 'shit brix' pictures but not be black

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The Power to have a bowel movement.

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Liam Brudenell

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tha powah to haz pointless supah powahz

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The power to move things with your mind while you sleep.

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The ability to see everything in shades of green

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power to see through glass doors

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You cant move but you can transform in to a sloth.

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The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

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The power to fart shamelessly on the first date.

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The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!