- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Your mom is so ugly, she was mercilessly bullied through high school and had severe depression and self-esteem issues. The power to post anti-jokes only on pointless superpowers.

to have the super power to do nothing

The power to melt ice into hot ice

ability to levitate using my fart...

The ability to go 100% slower

The power to fly to your In-Law's house and ONLY your In-Law's house.

the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

power to make your saliva taste like a 90 yr old diabetic old man who has tapeworms' poop

The power to make poorly drawn art in less time than it takes to blink.

The power to have every power, including the power that forcibly removes all of your other powers.

The power to see into the future of the past

The power to fly for as long the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

The power to eat as many ice cubes as you want without getting a brain freeze.

The ability to shapeshift into any items but only pedophiles can use it

the power to crap big mac combos at will

the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead

The power to transform you`re nuts into nunchuck-magnets.

The power to walk on two legs

the power to fly but only 2 inches of the ground

The power to summon a bucket of lukewarm water every 12 days.

The power to make toast but only when it has bread in it and it's turned on.

The power to fly one millimeters above the ground.

The ability to walk on your hands, but only when they are attached to your legs.

the power to shit liquidly

Pointless Super Powers