the power to turn into a bucket of water

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The power to flush the toilet in the opposite direction.

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The power to troll everyone... only to realise you were trolled by a liar fairy

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The power to get mad horny instantaneously around children.

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the power to follow "photocation" on instagram.. its worthless but who gives a *#$%^ !!!

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THe power to be able to walk through unlocked doors.

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the power to say candlejack and li

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Mario's fireball gets put out when it hit water.

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The ability to change a light bulb with the help of a friend on the first or fourth Tuesday of every 4 four months when he has enough free time to help.

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the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

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Melting

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the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos

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The power to see every rainbow in double rainbow.

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The power to be able to have intercourse with every girl you want, while being the most gay man alive..

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Whatever dark, twisted Satanic ritualistic superpower it took to give birth to you you FUCKlNG ugly retard loser queerfag! Nero the clit collector.

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The power to do anything within your limits.

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The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.

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The power to fuck everyone.

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The power to fart shamelessly on the first date.

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The power to become extremely strong and intelligent by being in contact with substances such as: -Kryptonite -Adamantium -Any acid that can melt trough glass -A gallon of moose sperm ( you must be submerged)

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The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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The power to become paralyzed whenever you're aroused.

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to run super fast but every minute you have to pee

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The power to come back after death (you get a week or so to show of to people before you die again).

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!