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The power to seduce anyone you do not want.

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the power to convert farts into burps.

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The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

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The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

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The power of not coming up with a single pointless superpower.

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The power to fly and superstrength as soon as you die.

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Melting

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The ability to travel back in time, but always five minutes after you can be of any use to anyone.

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The power to move things with your mind while you sleep.

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The power to make anything taste slightly more like spit.

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The power to have psi superpowers... but YOU NEED TO CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!

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The ability to be frequently run over by an invisible car.

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The power to have 20/21 vision

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The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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the power to follow "photocation" on instagram.. its worthless but who gives a *#$%^ !!!

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The power to become pregnant without the man climaxing (you still have to have sex).

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The ability to scull down endless amounts of softdrink without vomiting

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the power to turn into a bucket of water

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Faster than a loaded bullet!

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The power to permanently grow huge wonderful extremely heavy dragon wings, which do nothing but to weight you down and stand in the way. Fly? Nope, in fact you cant even walk now.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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the ability to die at will, just by blinking

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The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!