The power to do anything within your limits.

the ability to have every superpower that is pointless

The power to make things invisible...to you.

The power to know WTF is going on

The power to lift liquids, as long as they're in some sort of solid container.

The power to see into the present

the power to pee standing up when your a woman

The power to die at will

the ability to die at will, just by blinking

The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order

The power to regret things you did in the past

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The power to to kill chickens by touching them

The power to see every rainbow in double rainbow.

The ability to see through mirrors.

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The power to turn all of the air into a solid.

The power to turn wine into water

The power to be able to have intercourse with every girl you want, while being the most gay man alive..

The ability to get a degree in performing arts

The power to see through horses

The powerto become horny at will, but nothing can be done about it.

The power to think about pointless superpowers at any time.

The power to be quite good at checkers.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!