The power to keep hair from growing on your head forever.

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The power to shapeshift, but only when below ground.

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the power to not watch south park

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The power to defrost windows with the turn of a knob.

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Super strength, but when nobody is watching, (including you)

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The useless pewer to increase your useless power at will! Moral: THE POWER TO SPAWN IN THE CENTER OF THE SUN AFTER DEATH INCREASE!

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the power to make toast into bread

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The power to open a walnut with your mind

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The power to burn ashes

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The power to grow boobs

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Whatever dark, twisted Satanic ritualistic superpower it took to give birth to you you FUCKlNG ugly retard loser queerfag! Nero the clit collector.

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The power of being mysterious. Terribly mysterious. And possibly being capable of cutting guns in half with one's mind.

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The power to have psi superpowers... but YOU NEED TO CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!

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The power to withstand camel rape.

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The power to be a man that makes very good sammiches.

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the power to make your voice sound like a two year old little girl's.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to kill someone at 20 meters with your mind, but it doesn't work within 21 meters.

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The ability to spawn any object at will,but only when your saying that you have too much of that object and actually believe yourself when you say it.

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the power to masturbate just one time a day

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The Power So That Every Time You Fart You Jump A Inch Higher For A Second.

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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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the power to get STD's

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!