The power to make me a sandwich without first being instructed.

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the power to pee on command

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The power to stick huge Cactus`s up you`re ass and spit them out as beautiful flowers.

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The power to be able to have intercourse with every girl you want, while being the most gay man alive..

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Ingesting caffeine gives you the power to be a normal, competent human being.

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The power to summon a bomb... in your stomach.

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The power to cheat death, but only when your alive...

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The pewer to maek typos.

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The power to turn any traffic light and crosswalk sign from red to green but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to perpetually yawn.

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The power to simply walk into mordor

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The Power to lose a fight before it begins

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The power to fit through your cat door but only when the door is unlocked.

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The power to shapeshift, but only when below ground.

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the power to not watch south park

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The power to defrost windows with the turn of a knob.

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The power to kiss my mom' s ass from long distances

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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The ability to pee as a gas, not a liquid

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to summon a candle stick. Once.

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The useless pewer to increase your useless power at will! Moral: THE POWER TO SPAWN IN THE CENTER OF THE SUN AFTER DEATH INCREASE!

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the power to make toast into bread

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!