The power to be happy whenever you want, but only at funerals

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The characteristic that every competition in which you prefer one competitor over the other ends in a tie. So you never lose, but you never win either.

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Levitation Power but only 3 inch from ground,

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Melting

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The ability to cry shampoo at will. But it still stings.

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The power to make santa come to your house, but he doesn't have presents to give you.

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The power to turn wine into water

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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the power to vomit through your nose only

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The power to heal people. But only sometimes and after you got a medical education.

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To be able to think like a noob gamer and if they are not thinking about games you faint

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The power to meme 20% harder

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The power to ejaculate only when you're greeting someone

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The power to do math when your trying to answer a question in english lessons

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The powerto become horny at will, but nothing can be done about it.

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The power to shoot flames from your hands, only its not really warm.

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The power to pee ants.

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The ability to wear one shoe on both feet.

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The power to make your parents walk into your room whenever you're masturbating.

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The power to sleep with any hot chick........but only when she's dead.

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the power to turn star wars figurines into sticky notes, only on sunday afternoons

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The power to detach you`re penis and use it as a throwing weapon... to late you discover its not possible to attach it back :(

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The ability to transform animals into animé characters.

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How 'bout the power to move you? - Wonderboy

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!