Being able to talk to fish, By turning into aquaman

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The power to make another power but remove your last power and that power chooses randomly what your next power will be by choosing one on the front page

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the power to know black lives do NOT matter

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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the ability to transport anywhere and into any situation, but you never know where

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Facebook.

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The power to be awkwardly placed in serious pictures.

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The power to read the TV

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The power to wait 8 to 10 business days.

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The power to feel pain while under anesthetics.

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The ability to change a food to the exact same food

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Power to turn your liver invisible.

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the power to lick your own tongue

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The ability to scull down endless amounts of softdrink without vomiting

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The power to create tree sap.

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The power to turn into a plant cell

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The power to talk in sign language.

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The power to diffuse bombs when no bombs are present

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the power to fart for ten straight seconds with one second in between each fart.:)

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Liam Brudenell

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the power to be a tissu paper in a horny teenagers bedroom but only if your a strait male- wisecrack3

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the power to give aids. but only to one person in the world that already has aids

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The ability to create ducks at will. - Amador Diaz

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!