The power of levitate at will but only in a zero-gravity environment.

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The power to post the same shit twice.

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the power to stand awkwerdly in one place for a long time

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to have a limb drop off every day but it grow back the next

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The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

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the ability to DESTROY EVERYTHING!!!!!!

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the power to break down public transport on hot days

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The power to get everything for free after you have payed it.

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the power to sh*t brix at will!

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The power to call gkraatz gay

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the power to understand gibberish written backwards and in binary code

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The power to walk through walls but fall through floors

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the ability to write using your 'inside' voice but only once your vocal cords are compromised

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Q. How many police officers does it take to arrest a mexican [DARREN ROWLAND]? A. 4- 1 too arrest him & the 3 other to hold his oranges!

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The power to be listened to when noone's around.

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Ability to not lose excuses when declining a date.

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The power to sleep with any hot chick........but only when she's dead.

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The power to make ducks quack every time laugh

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the power to make enemies blind only when their in a dark alley

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ability to fly in a plane

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the super power to be annoying.Oh wait...*cough cough* deadpool *cough cough*

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The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

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The power to sneeze backwards

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the power to see when the lights are on

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!