The ability to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen.

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The power to create shit

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The ability to dress in a crappy costume on Halloween

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The uncontrollable ability to turn oncomming vehicles headlights on. But only at night, when you are passing them.

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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the power to think up AWSOME funny pointless powers but never have the guts to put them on Pointless Superpowers

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The power to fly, but only when you're in water

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The power to be immune to every third bullet.

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The ability of every superpower imaginable only while sleeping

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the power to know what kind of useless power would you prefer.

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the power to be able to blow air

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The power to half your IQ and have it return to normal in an hour

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The power to fly at the speed of light, but then your pants keep coming off!

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the power to dive 50km/h but only when nobodys watching

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The power to have a magnetically attractive force, but only to bullets

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The power of creating poop.

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The ability to teleport anywhere in the world on the first Monday of February at 4:00 am

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The power to die early.

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The power to read minds. ...of those who went through brain death.

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The power to burp whenever you want to, but only after you've drunk 15 Dr. Peppers

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The power to flip people off with your middle toes.

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the ability to spell wrong

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!