the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

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The power to die and get away with it

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The Power to have a bowel movement.

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The Power to climb on your own shoulders.

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Mario's fireball gets put out when it hit water.

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The power to smell any mans underwear without getting caught... (works only on straight men)

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The power to become paralyzed whenever you're aroused.

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The power to come back after death (you get a week or so to show of to people before you die again).

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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The Power to be aqua man

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The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

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The power to become a dead ant.

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The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

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The power to not move or do anything.... at all

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The super power to make sandwiches oober quick

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The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

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Melting

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THE POWER OF WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS but just with a telephone in hand that can reproduce videos

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The power to stick huge Cactus`s up you`re ass and spit them out as beautiful flowers.

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The ability to transform animals into animé characters.

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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the ability to copy other super power used against you, problem is your the only superhero

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!