The power to become paralyzed whenever you're aroused.

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The power to smell any mans underwear without getting caught... (works only on straight men)

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the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos

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The ability to get a degree in performing arts

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the power to toast bread without a toaster

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the power to turn star wars figurines into sticky notes, only on sunday afternoons

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The power to talk in sign language.

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the power to smell like shlt shlt.

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the power to convert farts into burps.

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You cant move but you can transform in to a sloth.

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The power to have 20/21 vision

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The power to die at will

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The power to regret things you did in the past

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the power to nit propely

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The power to not have any power.

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The Power to have a bowel movement.

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The ability to talk to dust mites.

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the ability to copy other super power used against you, problem is your the only superhero

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The power to read books really quickly but forget what you just read.

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50% invisibility while farting.

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The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.

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The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

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The power to transform any valuable rock into celery

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The power to turn coke into pepsi

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!