the power to submit a superpower that is not pointless but unnecessary

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the power to be wrong

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The power to be a human for 1 second once a month.

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The power to teleport your self 5 feet ahead of you every 3 seconds

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the power to bi ugly

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The power to see what you were doing 5 seconds ago.

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The power to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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The power to use you`re veins as a lasso.

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The power to fly, but only when on the ground

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the power to say funny joke, but only deaf people can hear it.

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The power to know WTF is going on

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The ability to go into labor 200 miles away from the nearest hospital

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the power to die on a cross and come back to life 3 days later

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The power to grow two extra arms that are invisible, can't touch anything, and you can't control.

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire or be

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The power to make your parents walk into your room whenever you're masturbating.

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The power to read bladders. You would always know when someone has to pee.

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Power to find things in the last place you look.

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The power to make dogs quit sniffing you.

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you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face

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The power to make your family act like total rednecks but only in front of your girl/boyfriend.

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The ability to fart inwards.

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The ability to make someone love you but only if they are heavier than 300kg

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the power to have anything you touch turn into a creative homeless guy (pirate)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!