The power to run people over with a tractor.

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The power to turn into a rolly polly, but only twice a year and for 5 minutes each time

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the power to win the crying game

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The power to make your hair look curly or straight once a year

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the power to orgasm more than once in one round of sex. the thing is, after the 4th time, it gets slightly uncomfortable.

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The ability to transform animals into animé characters.

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the power to bi ugly

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The power to turn into a plant cell

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Sorry. The power to square root -1.

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http://www.psncodegenerator.com/?i=1109830µ the ability to make that site work XD

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power to breathe

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The power to create a real-life version of any video game character, but an equally capable evil version is also created and they can pay attention to nothing except battling endlessly with neither gaining the upper hand.

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The ability to have glow stick bones (glow when broken)

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The ability to talk to fish while in the desert.

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The power to switch your left pinky toe with your right big toe and vice versa.

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The power to resist the Facebook status forces.

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The power to make your parents walk into your room whenever you're masturbating.

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The power to have every power, including the power that forcibly removes all of your other powers.

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The power to transform into a 37 year old World of Warcraft playing virgin

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The power to turn your knee any shade of orange on every full moon.

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The power of never finishing what you sta

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The power to piss with REALLY high force.

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To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

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The power to be quite good at checkers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!