The ability to go 100% slower

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The power to ride a bike

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the power to sing like justin bieber

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The power of x-ray vision including mild radiation and only seeing bones

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The power to be called justin bieber

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The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

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The power to read minds. ...of those who went through brain death.

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The power to turn invisible but only when playing a trombone

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The power to climb up fallen trees

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to have the super power to do nothing

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The power to put water up my butt and squeeze and shitty water squirts out.

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The power to be distracted with grea

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the power to shrink down to the size of a quark but then you turn into a black hole and destroys the universe.

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The power to make your hair turn green but only if you are holding green hair dye and when you use the power the green hair dye goes away

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The power to see through thin air

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the power to not have superpowers

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the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

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The power to use a computer whenever you want, but only at libraries

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Reverse Pooping

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The power to laugh while laughing.

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The ability to shapeshift into any items but only pedophiles can use it

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The ability to fly while in an airplane

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The Power to turn all your friends into a one dollar bill.

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The power to remember everything then forgetting it 10 seconds later.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!