The power to be your self

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The power to turn your tv on, but only if your in a different country to the to.

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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The power to turn into a rolly polly, but only twice a year and for 5 minutes each time

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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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The power to turn your knee any shade of orange on every full moon.

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The ability to transform animals into animé characters.

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The power to make toast but only when it has bread in it and it's turned on.

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*The power to fall, but only when you trip.

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The power to grow boobs

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The power to resist trolling.

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Guys, it's over.

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The ability to not be able to pronounce certain words, such as Idaho.

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The power to produce eyelashes that prevent eyelashes from getting in your eye

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The power to lift any weight but only when you're lifting something light.

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I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

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the power to win the crying game

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The power to create nothing out of nothing

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The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

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The Power to be aqua man

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the power to orgasm more than once in one round of sex. the thing is, after the 4th time, it gets slightly uncomfortable.

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The power to stick huge Cactus`s up you`re ass and spit them out as beautiful flowers.

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The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!