The power to block every twenty third bullet, shot at point blank range.

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The power to give super powers to others, but only to people you don't like.

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to have the super power to do nothing

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The power to put water up my butt and squeeze and shitty water squirts out.

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The power to be a mistborn but only if you're on Scadrial.

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The ability to go 100% slower

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The power to ride a bike

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The power to see through thin air

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the power to fart for ten straight seconds with one second in between each fart.:)

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the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

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The power to find lost socks.

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The power to laugh while laughing.

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The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

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the power to make a pussy taste like a pizza pussy flavored

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The Power to turn all your friends into a one dollar bill.

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The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

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The power to have children at will.

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Ability to shit nuclear waste

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the ability to time travel 5 minutes into the past this power recharges every 5 minutes

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The power to be buried at sea

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The power to type: Hey if you wanna read funny "superpewers", then you have come to the right place! Just follow the trail of The moral man so he can stay in the middle the place where nobody looks or gives a sh... you know what? Dont thumb me, Moral man wants to stay down here rather than stuck in the middle of nowhere. Moral: If telling people to read more pointless superpowers at the "newest" superpowers, isnt pointless, then that would mean that this whole "pointless superpowers section is really meaningful... which by itself is meaningless... WIN!

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The ability to sense cheese.

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The ability to do a backflip on a trampoline, but only if you are picking your nose and eating a carrot at the same time

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The power to believe people care about you posting you`re nick, or real name after you`re comment. Posted by Peter Olsen living in Orleands born the 20 of July 1983.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!