The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

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Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.

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the power to glow in the dark only during the day

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The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

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The ability to fly but only when you touch the ground.

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tree powers (the power to turn into a tree)

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The power to be happy whenever you want, but only at funerals

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The power to grow boobs

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The power to poop kittens with mittens

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THE POWER TO INSERT *X**A**S***S***E* TO YOUR MONITOR . Captcha; Kick your Heels

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the ability to darken darkness

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The power to sign every comment - Some douche (Scott?)

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

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The power to read

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The power to write about power.

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Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

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The power to move the remote from the coffee table, where it is sitting 2 feet out of reach, into your hands

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The power to see in the dark only when you have a flashlight.

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the ability to copy other super power used against you, problem is your the only superhero

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the power to toast bread without a toaster

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The power to eat edible things.

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The power to see in to the future of one second

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The ability to have pockets in your skin that can only fit carrots.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!