The ability to walk on water. Unless the water is deeper than 0.000000000001 mm.

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The power to speak in morse code

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The ability to see with night vision, but only during daylight hours.

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The power to like this text that explain a pointless superpower.

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The power to breathe underwater, only when your not underwater.

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The power to be awkwardly placed in serious pictures.

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tree powers (the power to turn into a tree)

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the power to read the thoughts of inanimate objects.

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The power to make meringues levitate

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The power to sleep with any hot chick........but only when she's dead.

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The power to clap louder than anyone else in the room but only at inappropriate times

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The ability to be immortal but have every single sickness in the world.

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the power to walk on water with crocks. But only if there is enough people around to laugh at your fashion choices.

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The power to hurt the people you love

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the power to lick your own tongue

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The power to make santa come to your house, but he doesn't have presents to give you.

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The power of not coming up with a single pointless superpower.

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The power to think about pointless superpowers at any time.

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the power to be a tissu paper in a horny teenagers bedroom but only if your a strait male- wisecrack3

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tha powah to haz pointless supah powahz

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Uber Sensitive man, in terms of touch and emotion.

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The power to see into the present

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The power to cum extremely hard inside you`re mother.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!