The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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The power to remotely _jizz in someone's sock

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The ability to have pockets in your skin that can only fit carrots.

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The power to speak Italian fluently while dining in a Chinese restaurant.

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Find Waldo

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the power to change the day to sunday at 5:59am

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Hello.. I'm Captain Curteous & I'd jst like tol say F@@K THE LOT OF YOU. Oh no my powers are failing!!!!!

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The power to fart really smelly :P

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the power to jizz spontaniously but only in school.

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the power to think 0.0000000000000001 microseconds faster than usual

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The abilty to think Justin Beiber is talented.

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The ability to summon a lamp once.

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The power to become extremely good at licking pussy... cats.

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the power to convince girls to have sex with you, but you don't have a cock

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The power to turn into a piece of paper for five seconds

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The power to turn your external hearing off, only to replace it with the sound of very, very slow internal dubstep.

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The power to run if you have no legs

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The power to troll the Internet.

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The power to spawn shoes on your feet, only if you have no socks on.

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The power that whatever song is playing is your favorite song

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the power to fly but only 2 inches of the ground

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the power to be wrong

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The power to be a human for 1 second once a month.

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The power to jump really high but get hurt when you fall back down :You now posses airborne suicide DUMBASS

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!