The power to silence explosions.

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The power to put everything off till the last possible day

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the power to phaze through everything against your will

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The power to read Sarah Palin's mind

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the power to get nits -jesse

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The power to have a small penis

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The ability to actually KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

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The power to become inverted background color.

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The power to create ice out of thin air but only at -35 degree celcius and below.

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The power to shoot 1 watt of lightning form your hands

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the ability to own a computer without a power cord

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The ability to scull down endless amounts of softdrink without vomiting

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The ability to make broken pens work again.

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The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

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The power to have no powers

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the power of turning into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The power to fly but only in a room with a ceiling fan

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You cant move but you can transform in to a sloth.

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Faster than a loaded bullet!

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To be able to think like a noob gamer and if they are not thinking about games you faint

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The power to meme 20% harder

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The power to teleport. But you can only teleport to the top of Mt. Everest and you cant teleport back.

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The power to walk on water, but only if it contains exactly 0.25 ppm of Aluminum.

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The characteristic that every competition in which you prefer one competitor over the other ends in a tie. So you never lose, but you never win either.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!