the power to give aids. but only to one person in the world that already has aids

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The ability to beat your grandmother in a race

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The power to see every rainbow in double rainbow.

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The power to walk through walls, but only when your standing still.

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The ability to get a joke exactly ten minutes after every one else gets it

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The power to clap louder than anyone else in the room but only at inappropriate times

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The power to turn Coke into Pepsi

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The ability to see with night vision, but only during daylight hours.

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The power that, eveything you touch turns into whatever it already was

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Asexual reproduction.

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the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos

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You cant move but you can transform in to a sloth.

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The power to create nothing out of nothing

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the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.

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Alzheimers man, the ability to show up where you are needed but forget why you are there in the first place

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The power to run through walls, but you have to be running at full speed.... and it only works 50% of the time.

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The Power to be aqua man

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The power to have psi superpowers... but YOU NEED TO CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!

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the power to walk on water with crocks. But only if there is enough people around to laugh at your fashion choices.

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The ability to set you hand on fire when your underwater

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The power to make power orgasm on command

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The ability to dress in a crappy costume on Halloween

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The ability to control when a certain crow caws, but only of it was born in Bejing,China and raised in Ansterdam.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!