Being able to talk to fish, By turning into aquaman

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The power to become pregnant without the man climaxing (you still have to have sex).

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the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

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The ability to scull down endless amounts of softdrink without vomiting

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tree powers (the power to turn into a tree)

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The power to seduce anyone you do not want.

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The ability to be frequently run over by an invisible car.

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The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

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the ability to die at will, just by blinking

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The power of not coming up with a single pointless superpower.

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The ability to see through mirrors.

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The power to die

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Faster than a loaded bullet!

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Black power

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The power to make anything taste slightly more like spit.

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The ability to wink with both eyes, at the same time

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The Pickle Touch- That is, the power to pickle any object by merely touching it.

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the power to see poorly during night time and considerably better during the day with the help of +5 glasses

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The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

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The power to change the colour of your right index finger

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Melting

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the power to turn into a bucket of water

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The power to swim very fast in shallow water.

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Liam Brudenell

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!