The power to like this text that explain a pointless superpower.

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Mario's fireball gets put out when it hit water.

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The power to turn wine into water

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Faster than a loaded bullet!

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The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

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the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

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The power to hide in 'shit brix' pictures but not be black

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the power to turn star wars figurines into sticky notes, only on sunday afternoons

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The power to talk in sign language.

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The ability to see everything in shades of green

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The power to like Justin Beiber

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You cant move but you can transform in to a sloth.

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The power to die at will

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The power to create a real-life version of any video game character, but an equally capable evil version is also created and they can pay attention to nothing except battling endlessly with neither gaining the upper hand.

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The superpower to forget to type a moral under the comment below... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! Moral: Definition of Pointless Superpower insta-change, interestingly also a pointless superpower... and realizing it is also a pointless super power... life is a pointless super power... (hangs himself) Moral: Two morals just to catch up, and to prove I do not have the pointless super power to type on a computer while hanging myself... which is pointless superpower... etc.. Conclusion: Pointless Superpowers IS POINTLESS! So why would anything here have a point?... Sheesh this is shit is cerebral... another pointle... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Poop

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The power to think up something vaguely funny to put here to impress strangers on the internet.

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The power to transform into a sentient cup-holder

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The Power to have a bowel movement.

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Melting

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The power to run through walls, but you have to be running at full speed.... and it only works 50% of the time.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to seduce anyone you do not want.

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THe power to be able to walk through unlocked doors.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!