The power to turn jelly into peanut butter, but only in quantities of 17 gallons.

The ability to speak Yiddish without learning it.

the power to be really itchy.

the power to jizz spontaniously but only in school.

the power to read captchas

The power to be able to shoot arrows really well...cough.

To control electronical devices, only while holding it's remote.

The power to infinitely generate cardboard

The power to withstand camel rape.

the power to become retarded

The power to make any can of soda react as though it has been dropped down a flight of stairs when you open it.

the most useless superpower is the power to sit around thinking up new superpowers

The power to transform yourself into a perfect copy of your mother.

THE POWER TO MAKE SHIT

The superpower to sleep in stinky in a fite

to be able to walk on water for 2minutes at a time

The power to turn into a block of cheese

The power to tell if a movie is crap just by looking at its cover

the power to submit a superpower that is not pointless but unnecessary

LIME

The power to be pointless!

The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

The power to walk on two legs

The Power to make up full names on the spot.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!