The power to fart upon command.

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The power to turn jelly into peanut butter, but only in quantities of 17 gallons.

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The ability to walk over ball pits.

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the power to murder Joey and get away with it

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The superpower to sleep in stinky in a fite

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the power to know when your about to get rick rolled

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The power to be pointless!

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Retractable Teeth

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the power to be really itchy.

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The power to turn any dollar bill (1's, 5's, 10's etc.) and turn it into the amount of pennies equivalent to the bill.

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The power to infinitely generate cardboard

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The power to fly to your In-Law's house and ONLY your In-Law's house.

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The power to think of any superpower but not have it

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The power to fly for as long the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The power to not be able to reach the top shelf.

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The power to withstand camel rape.

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The power to make any can of soda react as though it has been dropped down a flight of stairs when you open it.

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power to make you the last man on earth, but all the ladies are lesbian

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the power to be a regular person on supermans planet.

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The superpower to forget to type a moral under the comment below... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! Moral: Definition of Pointless Superpower insta-change, interestingly also a pointless superpower... and realizing it is also a pointless super power... life is a pointless super power... (hangs himself) Moral: Two morals just to catch up, and to prove I do not have the pointless super power to type on a computer while hanging myself... which is pointless superpower... etc.. Conclusion: Pointless Superpowers IS POINTLESS! So why would anything here have a point?... Sheesh this is shit is cerebral... another pointle... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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The power to turn into a block of cheese

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the power to submit a superpower that is not pointless but unnecessary

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The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

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The ability to become the most influential person within the borders of Idaho

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!