the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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The power to troll the Internet.

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The power to tell if a politician is lying. (They always are.)

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the power to make your voice sound like a two year old little girl's.

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Hello.. I'm Captain Curteous & I'd jst like tol say F@@K THE LOT OF YOU. Oh no my powers are failing!!!!!

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The power to be a human for 1 second once a month.

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The power to kill someone at 20 meters with your mind, but it doesn't work within 21 meters.

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The power to summon a bomb... in your stomach.

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Whatever dark, twisted Satanic ritualistic superpower it took to give birth to you you FUCKlNG ugly retard loser queerfag! Nero the clit collector.

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The power to see what you were doing 5 seconds ago.

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Super strength, but when nobody is watching, (including you)

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The ability to have pockets in your skin that can only fit carrots.

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The power to speak Italian fluently while dining in a Chinese restaurant.

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to have psi superpowers... but YOU NEED TO CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!

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The power to know WTF is going on

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The power to open a walnut with your mind

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The power to spawn shoes on your feet, only if you have no socks on.

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The power that whatever song is playing is your favorite song

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the power to submit a superpower that is not pointless but unnecessary

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The Power to turn all your friends into a one dollar bill.

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The power to perpetually yawn.

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the power to fly but only 2 inches of the ground

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!