The power to die at will.

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the power to sell jars of bodily fluids for $25 each but get arressted shortly after

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The power to jump really high but get hurt when you fall back down :You now posses airborne suicide DUMBASS

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The power to burn ashes

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The power to shapeshift, but only when below ground.

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the power to think 0.0000000000000001 microseconds faster than usual

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The power to defrost windows with the turn of a knob.

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The ability to spawn any object at will,but only when your saying that you have too much of that object and actually believe yourself when you say it.

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The power to grow boobs

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The ability to summon a lamp once.

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The Power So That Every Time You Fart You Jump A Inch Higher For A Second.

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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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The power to fly, but only when on the ground

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The power to dive through an ocean without having to breathe, but only if the ocean is made of vomit.

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The power to remotely _jizz in someone's sock

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The power to turn any traffic light and crosswalk sign from red to green but only when your eyes are closed.

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The ability to go into labor 200 miles away from the nearest hospital

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The power to fart really smelly :P

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The power to keep hair from growing on your head forever.

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The power to teleport your self 5 feet ahead of you every 3 seconds

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The power to walk as fast as a tortoise, but only when its raining..

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the power to convince girls to have sex with you, but you don't have a cock

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The power to turn your external hearing off, only to replace it with the sound of very, very slow internal dubstep.

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The power to run if you have no legs

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!