Super strength, but when nobody is watching, (including you)

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The ability to spread toe jam on toast

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The power to force a ceiling fan to spin in the opposite direction

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The power to write a country song

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The power to differentiate between captal 'i's and lower case 'l's.

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The power to sneeze backwards

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The power to have super speed but only when you're wearing tight leather pants.

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the ability to bend your leg.

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the power to float one atom above the ground

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The ability to turn invisible... when noone is looking

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The power to make hot strippers appear. The catch is that you have less than a second or else they become pedobear.

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The ability to imitate a tadpole.

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The Power to smell a Fart before it actually comes out. -scratchy

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the power to convince girls to have sex with you, but you don't have a cock

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the super power to be annoying.Oh wait...*cough cough* deadpool *cough cough*

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the power of super strength but being paralyzed when you activate the power

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The power to make any woman have earth shattering totally consuming climaxes at will, but only if she's having sex with another man

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The power of creating poop.

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the immunity of death unless youre about to die

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The power ti find tiny shards of glass with your bare feet.

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The power to make a sound in the forest when nobody is around

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you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face

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The power to watch grass grow

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!