The power to fart really smelly :P

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The power to psychically give politicians half baked excuses for failed and immoral decisions.

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Ingesting caffeine gives you the power to be a normal, competent human being.

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The powers of a burnt face

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The power to get an erection watching gay porn

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The power to have no power.

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The power that when im drowning in water i can turn the water into velociraptors!

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the power to shit liquidly

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The power to time travel only a Planck second into the future.

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The power to have your brain shut down when you take any type of drug

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The power to see things clearly 10 Km away but not see anything closer than that

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The power to fly but only when your feet are touching the ground.

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The ability to regenerate limbs but the limbs Come from different animals

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The ability to talk to fish while in the desert.

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The power to know that Han Solo dies

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The power to WATCH ME WHIP AND WATCH ME NAE NAE

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The power to grow a beard really fast but only relative to the hair on your head

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The ability to fart inwards.

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The power to be immortal, but only whilst dead.

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The power to dive through an ocean without having to breathe, but only if the ocean is made of vomit.

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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the power to sh*t brix at will!

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The power to spawn shoes on your feet, only if you have no socks on.

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The ability to have all of the money in the world, but then have to share it with everybody in the world.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!