the power to read the thoughts of inanimate objects.

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The power to wake up on time but still feel super-tired.

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The power to hypnotize aliens.

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the power to cheat your right hand with your left hand

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The power to cum extremely hard inside you`re mother.

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The ability to make iguanas in Peru blink uncontrolably

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the ability to transport anywhere and into any situation, but you never know where

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The power to breathe underwater, only when your not underwater.

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The ability to control when a certain crow caws, but only of it was born in Bejing,China and raised in Ansterdam.

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The ability to create ducks at will. - Amador Diaz

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the power to lick your own tongue

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The power to be awkwardly placed in serious pictures.

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the power to shit brixs. oh wait i can everyone can already do that

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X-ray vision which only allows you to see through clothes that are made of glass.

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The ability to fly only as fast as you can walk.

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The ability to dress in a crappy costume on Halloween

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The power to uncontrollably dance to disco music

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The ability to always be fashionable late

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide.

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The power to sleep with any hot chick........but only when she's dead.

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The ability to see with night vision, but only during daylight hours.

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The power to take control of cars that aren't moving.

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The power to make meringues levitate

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The power to go back in time and kill Hitlerr, only after you've had sex with him though

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!