The power to die early.

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the power to sell jars of bodily fluids for $25 each but get arressted shortly after

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The power to grow boobs

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Ingesting caffeine gives you the power to be a normal, competent human being.

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The ability to know if a movie's crappy just by looking at its cover !

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The power to read bladders. You would always know when someone has to pee.

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The power to cheat death, but only when your alive...

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The ability to grow grass at the rate that grass usually grows in an average situation.

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The ability to grow a third nostril.

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The power to have no power.

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The power to see things clearly 10 Km away but not see anything closer than that

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The powers of a burnt face

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The power of being mysterious. Terribly mysterious. And possibly being capable of cutting guns in half with one's mind.

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The power to change you`re mind at rando... the power to... hmm.. the... the.. AH! The power to... hmm... no... hmm...

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the ability to travel forward in time at the speed of regular time

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The power to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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the power to make toast into bread

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The ability to regenerate limbs but the limbs Come from different animals

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the power to stand awkwerdly in one place for a long time

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The power that when im drowning in water i can turn the water into velociraptors!

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The power to time travel only a Planck second into the future.

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The power to have your brain shut down when you take any type of drug

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Whatever dark, twisted Satanic ritualistic superpower it took to give birth to you you FUCKlNG ugly retard loser queerfag! Nero the clit collector.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!