The power to to do the boogy dance when ants go up your pants.

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The ability to see through closed empty boxes.

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The ability to travel back in time, but always five minutes after you can be of any use to anyone.

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The power to transform yourself into a perfect copy of your mother.

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to be able to walk on water for 2minutes at a time

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The power to see through air

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The ability to be a successful troll.

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The power to levitate only down stairs

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The power to speak Italian fluently while dining in a Chinese restaurant.

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The power to fly, but only when on the ground

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the power to

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The power to kiss my mom' s ass from long distances

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the power to say funny joke, but only deaf people can hear it.

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the power to win any video game with your feet but only when intoxicated

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The power to make your family act like total rednecks but only in front of your girl/boyfriend.

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the power to crap big mac combos at will

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The ability to speak Yiddish without learning it.

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the power to laugh at something that isn't even funny

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The power to make toast but only when it has bread in it and it's turned on.

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The power to be listened to when noone's around.

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the power to allow diet coke to make you fat

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The power to move the entire universe a few centimeters

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The power to type in Comic Sans.

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To control electronical devices, only while holding it's remote.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!