The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The power to change you`re mind at rando... the power to... hmm.. the... the.. AH! The power to... hmm... no... hmm...

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The power to not have a power.

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The ability to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen.

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The power to create shit

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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the power to think up AWSOME funny pointless powers but never have the guts to put them on Pointless Superpowers

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The power to simply walk into mordor

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being able to see into the future, but completely forget upon returning to the present.

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The ability of every superpower imaginable only while sleeping

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The power to half your IQ and have it return to normal in an hour

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The power to fit through your cat door but only when the door is unlocked.

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The power to have a magnetically attractive force, but only to bullets

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The ability to teleport anywhere in the world on the first Monday of February at 4:00 am

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The power to make a sound in the forest when nobody is around

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The power to only be physically attractive to blind people.

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The ability to make up a new part of Pokemon, every time you sneeze.

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The power to teleport dead dogs 1 foot away from you once a month

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The power to die early.

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The ability to pee as a gas, not a liquid

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The power to burp whenever you want to, but only after you've drunk 15 Dr. Peppers

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The uncontrollable ability to turn oncomming vehicles headlights on. But only at night, when you are passing them.

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The power to make me a sandwich without first being instructed.

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the ability to spell wrong

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!