The power to look ugly but only in front of you crush

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The power to turn into a piece of paper for five seconds

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The power to kill someone by looking at them but you must be blind

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Find Waldo

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The power to make light.....with a flashlight

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The power to see into the future of the past

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the ability to throw a midget further than any mortal man

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The power to have everyone in the universe believe you are dead. Including you.

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The power to fail hard at the catchphra (or whatever its called) simply because you keep answering garbage when it asks "what is the jummiest!" Moral: I work out hard dammit! I want muscles of steel! And Bananasplit contains banana (duh) which just binds fat and makes me look like a bodybuilder... (yes I did look like that and would eat garbage rather than banana, I mean most "family restaurant" foo out there is garbage) "Family restaurant" guide, because moral man loves you: Mc Donalds, Kentucky Fried Chicken, Burger King, and I really need fats and proteins to work out as hard as I do... I mean I am running on a uh.. stand still training bicycle thingie... too tired to look it up.

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The power to transform yourself into a perfect copy of your mother.

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LIME

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the power to know black lives do NOT matter

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the power to get every girl, that you're not into.

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To control electronical devices, only while holding it's remote.

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the power to fly two inches above solid ground at the speed you walk

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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The power to speak Italian fluently while dining in a Chinese restaurant.

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The power to turn any traffic light and crosswalk sign from red to green but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to walk on two legs

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The ability to jizz uncontrollably in your pants randomly during the day

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The power to summon cops to arrest you

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The power to have Chuck Norris roundhouse kick you infinity times

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the power two float in the air for three seconds but only when you fell of a cliff - jesse

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The power to make poorly drawn art in less time than it takes to blink.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!