the ability to own a computer without a power cord

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The power to put everything off till the last possible day

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The ability to actually KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

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You cant move but you can transform in to a sloth.

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The power to thumb up your own comments.

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The ability to inaccurately predict the future.

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The power to meme 20% harder

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The ability to make broken pens work again.

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The power to teleport. But you can only teleport to the top of Mt. Everest and you cant teleport back.

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The ability to telepathically talk to people, but its sent in Morse code in dog whistle so human's can't hear it

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The characteristic that every competition in which you prefer one competitor over the other ends in a tie. So you never lose, but you never win either.

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To be able to think like a noob gamer and if they are not thinking about games you faint

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The power to have no powers

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The power spite flower

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KeemStar

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The power to read Sarah Palin's mind

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The power to understand this: Alucard: Father! I will stand against you! Dracula: Then it is time to kill your weak human side and join me in REMAKING THIS WORLD! (battle ensues Dracula takes a hell of a beating) Dracula: AAAAAAAARGHHHHHH! Heh... sarcasm... What is a man... if he gains the world, but loses his soul... limps away... Mark 8:36 I believe... Alucard: Father! I did not wish for you to die! Dracula: Uh I lost a sole, and the world is mine, already... Alucard: Well then lets keep fighting. Moral: Richter: YOU STEAL MENS SOLES! Dracula: The same could be said about every shoe shopper... Me: You are not gonna get this one, but if Dracula STEAL MENS SOULS! Then why would he have a soul to begin with? Its confusing... and the power to understand this is meaningless... BUT ENOUGH TALK YOU MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS! HAVE AT THY!

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The power to shoot 1 watt of lightning form your hands

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The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

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The power to walk on water, but only if it contains exactly 0.25 ppm of Aluminum.

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the power to turn star wars figurines into sticky notes, only on sunday afternoons

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Faster than a loaded bullet!

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The power to create ice out of thin air but only at -35 degree celcius and below.

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The power to force a ceiling fan to spin in the opposite direction

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!