The ability to float for half a second

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The power to teleport your self 5 feet ahead of you every 3 seconds

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The power to be instantly transported to Switzerland, naked, whenever you reach orgasm.

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The power to only be physically attractive to blind people.

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the power to immediately become gay after beginning to feel attracted to a member of the opposite sex & then once you are attracted to a member of the same sex you become straight.

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The power to fly but only in a room with a ceiling fan

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The ability to fly 6 inches off the ground

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The power to half your IQ and have it return to normal in an hour

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The power of playing a game while doing nothing else

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Q. How many police officers does it take to arrest a mexican [DARREN ROWLAND]? A. 4- 1 too arrest him & the 3 other to hold his oranges!

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The power to smell like poop once every hour.

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The power to procrast ....

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The ability to undo anybody's bra with your mind, but only when its not being worn.

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the power to see when the lights are on

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the power to get STD's

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The power to make ducks quack every time laugh

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The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

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The power to fly but only when your feet are touching the ground.

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Being able to throw away the piece of toilet paper with which you wiped your ass without looking it.

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the ability to see thru objects but only if they're made of cheese

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The power to make hats fall in love.

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The power to perpetually yawn.

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The power to shapeshift, but only when below ground.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!