The ability to put on a belt without touching it, but only while completely naked.

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The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

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The power to control sloths

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Q. How many police officers does it take to arrest a mexican [DARREN ROWLAND]? A. 4- 1 too arrest him & the 3 other to hold his oranges!

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The ability to fly 6 inches off the ground

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the power to let dust gather twice as fast

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the power to understand gibberish written backwards and in binary code

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Ability to not lose excuses when declining a date.

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The power to time travel only a Planck second into the future.

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Ingesting caffeine gives you the power to be a normal, competent human being.

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The power to sleep with any hot chick........but only when she's dead.

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the ability to write using your 'inside' voice but only once your vocal cords are compromised

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The power to teleport through open doors

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the super power to be annoying.Oh wait...*cough cough* deadpool *cough cough*

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The power to spell backwards.

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The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

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The power to sneeze backwards

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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Retractable Teeth

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the power to see when the lights are on

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The power to fly, but only when you're in water

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The power to be immune to every third bullet.

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The power to fly at the speed of light, but then your pants keep coming off!

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The power to summon a candle stick. Once.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!