The power to be awake when you're not sleeping.

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invinsibility to everything except for thing that hurt or kill you....

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The power to hear yourself on recording and not think you sound weird

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The ability to clap your hands in Spanish

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The Ability to breathe but only when your dead

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The ability to autotune a song about Friday.

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The pewer to maek typos.

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The ability to spawn any object at will,but only when your saying that you have too much of that object and actually believe yourself when you say it.

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The ability to put on a belt without touching it, but only while completely naked.

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The power to read Sarah Palin's mind

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The ability to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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The power to know the perfect rebuttal, but only after you've lost and nobody cares about what you were arguing about anymore.

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The ability to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen.

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the power to dodge cars only when they are parked

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The power to eat just one lays potato chip

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The power of flight only inside flying airplanes.

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The power to fly but you will only last in the air for 3 seconds

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the ability to eat through your ass and shit out your mouth

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The power to get the bullet every time you play russian roulette

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The power to shoot water out of your hands--but only when taking a shower.

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The power to sing like Rebecca Black.

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The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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DE POWER TO SPELL WRIGHT LOL LAOM FOTOSINSISES

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!