The power to turn into a plant cell

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The ability to speak Yiddish without learning it.

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the ability to fly to Pluto holding ur breath

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the ability to know what the F#CK gotsie is. WHAT THE FU-

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The power to have no power.

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The power to wait 8 to 10 business days.

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the power to have a fancy costume and a nice car-batman

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the ability to hack, but every computer you touch crashes.

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The power to run in an endless circle

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The power to wake up on time but still feel super-tired.

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the power of turn justin bieber into a girl,BUT HE IS ALREADY A GIRL O.O

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The power to turn Coke into Pepsi

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The power to use windows 10.

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The power to levitate only down stairs

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to be able to walk on water for 2minutes at a time

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The power to walk on water, but only when it is below 0 Degrees Celsius.

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The power live 0.0000001 seconds longer.

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The power turn a $100 bill Into a single $1 bill

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The power to read the entire Twilight series withou suffering brain damage, only once you have to read all four books in the same sitting.

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The ability to regenerate limbs but the limbs Come from different animals

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the power to make a pussy taste like a pizza pussy flavored

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the power to read the thoughts of inanimate objects.

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the ability to transport anywhere and into any situation, but you never know where

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The power to transform you in something randomly

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!