The ability to see through mirrors.

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The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

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The ability to have a gigantic erection, but only when a gay man is fantisizing about you

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The power to freeze yourself be stripping in the artic

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The power to make pot legal except when there's cops around.

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the power to vomit through your nose only

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the ability to think of pointless superpowers

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The power to have super strength, but only when your sleeping.

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The power to shrink by 23 centimetres every time you sneeze

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The power to diffuse bombs when no bombs are present

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the power to give any goatAIDS using your penis

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the power to jump 10x higher, but are affected by gravity 10x greater

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the power to trip on shoe laces, even when they are not even your own.

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The Force but you can oly move things that you grab

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The power to transform yourself into a perfect copy of your mother.

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The power to be Caleb Fox.

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The ability to get a joke exactly ten minutes after every one else gets it

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The ability to see through shallow water.

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The power to read the TV

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The power to read

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The power to permanently grow huge wonderful extremely heavy dragon wings, which do nothing but to weight you down and stand in the way. Fly? Nope, in fact you cant even walk now.

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The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.

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the power to read things completely wrong, ex. tastebuds=noseplugs

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The power to travel a hour back in time by focusing really hard on it for two hours. Moral: Automorals roll out!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!